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A Basic Girl’s Guide to Fall

A Basic Girl’s Guide to Fall

Are you 100% that witch?

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Crystal Jackson
Oct 25, 2021
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Are you 100% that witch?

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In the words of Lizzo-meets-an-Internet-meme, I am 100% that witch.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that 2020–2021 has been the longest six years of our lives. At least, it certainly feels that way. This may be the one year we really need to let basic bitches everywhere enjoy their pumpki…

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