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F*ck Beach Body Goals; I’m Out

F*ck Beach Body Goals; I’m Out

“As far as I’m concerned, a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it.”

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Crystal Jackson
Jul 09, 2019
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“As far as I’m concerned, a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it.” — Dumplin’ by Julie Murphy

I wasn’t expecting wisdom from a Netflix film called Dumplin about beauty pageants. Personally, I find beauty pageants deeply abhorrent, a clear-cut celebration of all things patriarchal that I think needs to be throw…

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