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One Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn’t Make You a Basic Bitch

One Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn’t Make You a Basic Bitch

But If You’ve Done These Things, You Probably Are

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Sep 02, 2019
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But If You’ve Done These Things, You Probably Are

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August is the harbinger of Fall. Why? I don’t know. I don’t make the rules. But I get it. Au-gust. Au-tumn. Same damn thing, right?

Plus, in the southern United States, school starts back in August. There’s something about new notebooks, backpacks, and freshly sharpened penc…

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